Benjamin Creme

I saw this poster when I was in San Francisco last weekend. I can't think of a better alias than "Benjamin Creme".

How To Make a Scorpio Fall in Love With You

This was super fun — an instructional video I did with my friend Meg. I got to overturn not one but two tables, once in front of small children. And the world gets to see how horribly pale I am. Enjoy! By the way, I'm not actually a Scorpio.

Grown by frogs, for frogs

Every time I go to Rainbow Falafel, they have some absurd brand of tomatoes. Last time, it was "Hawk's Pride" — this time, "Frogmore". 

Self-Defense For Women

Lesson 1: How to stop a man from humping your foot.