Uncrustables, part II

I was thinking some more about Uncrustables (see this post) when it occurred to me that they really should use the Smiths song "Unlovable" for their commercial. It would open with:

I know they're Uncrustable,
You don't have to tell me...
Message received, loud and clear.

then the real kicker:

They have no crust on the outside,
Just delicious PBJ on the inside.