Attention Rebecca Gould

I got the most puzzling piece of e-mail at my work address. Is this some kind of spam? I've been racking my brains trying to remember if I know anyone named Rebecca Gould, and I'm pretty sure I do not. Anyway, if you're out there Rebecca, Coco Godebska is looking for you.

Hi R U [my name here], a friend of Rebecca Gould? If so please let her know that I am looking 4 her. My name is Coco Godebska.
thanx (or sorry 2 bother U)

bass wanted

I think there's an e-mail address in here somewhere, so if you're a bass player, you should e-mail this guy.

Unless of course you're a pussy.

"It's fun to have an orgasm"

One of the best subway rants I've ever seen.

Sound/video quality are quite poor -- had to shoot this with my cameraphone. After you watch, click in the comments for some transcribed highlights. It's funnier if you hear him first, though.