Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The evolutionary turducken

If I were a high school biology teacher, I would use a kind of turducken to teach about evolution. But instead of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, it would be like, a pig with a turkey inside it, which would be stuffed with a lizard containing a frog wrapped around a fish stuffed with a bunch of bacteria.

Of course, in the interest of giving equal time to "intelligent design", we would have to come up with some kind of TurJesus-ucken -- maybe some kind of loaf/fish/ghost combo.

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