I suspect Eeyore

Our Austin, Texas correspondent provides this excerpt from University of Texas campus police blotter:

UNIVERSITY TEACHING CENTER, 105 West 21st Street
Criminal Mischief: For two days in a row, an unknown subject left a “Winnie the _________” on the ground of a walled-in trash enclosure located on the west side of the building. Removal of that subject’s concept of refuse created a substantial inconvenience for the UT Staff member responsible for maintaining this area. Evidence was not gathered by the officer. Removal cost: $10.00. Reported on 01-04-06 at 9:00 AM.

Note the wry observation that "evidence was not gathered".