Hello, my name is Pig.

From the always delightful UT Austin campus police blotter.
In this edition, "T" aborts a mid-morning wheel heist when confronted by an irate barber.

Theft: An employee of the Wooten barber Shop flagged down a University of Texas Police Officer after he observed an unidentified subject remove the front tire to a bicycle that was secured to a pole by the roadway. The employee exited the barber shop to confront the subject who abandoned the front tire and fled the area. The subject was described as a white male, 5’11” tall, 170 pounds, dark hair, a mustache and goatee wearing a black leather jacket with metal spikes and a pair of handcuffs hanging from it, a blue t-shirt with the words “Hello, My name is Pig” on the front of the shirt and a knit cap. An acquaintance of the subject who was still in the area, stated she only knew the subject by the name of “T.” Occurred on 01-17-06 at 9:52AM.